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La solution est là...

* DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.


* SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741GP


* DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.


* AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.


* SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.


* HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.


* Telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.


* SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to the op shop.
They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.


* CAN'T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.


* MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.


* SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.


* WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards.

That was hilarious !

J'avoue que la dernière pose un postulat désobligeant pour les amants percutants...."on" me comprendra

Witchy on te demande ! Milieu de page !

http://www.poin-poin-forum.com/phpBB2/v ... start=5685

parfait tout ça ! m'foutre l'ecran dans le pif pour y voir mieux j'y avais jamais songé !
jean rhume ? Parfait aussi

Ah ? Où ? Je ne vois pas.

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
oula !! et imagine que le bouchon s'ouvre

WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to Hoover the house afterwards.
Voilà une phrase qu'elle est bien

Ah ? Où ? Je ne vois pas.

je me suis mal exprimé :

Ok, j'avais vu alors.

Je tiens quand même à dire, vu le caractère quelque peu pornographique de la photo ci-haut, que ce n'est pas moi. Voilà, il fallait que je le dise. Alors je l'ai dit.